Goldie was an adventurous and gifted only child. Excelling at all tasks, both physical and mental, she grew up learning a single truth: if she wanted something, all she had to do was take it. An extremely attractive young woman, she has used a combination of her sexuality, exceptional athleticism, and intellectual brilliance to become one of the universe's most notorious art and jewel thieves. Goldie has a complete lack of morality and is willing to use, abuse or even kill anyone who gets between her and any goal she has, from escaping authorities to finding the perfect pair of pumps.
Major Kennedy is the commander of IJA-µ. He is a charming, goodlooking and notorious womanizer. He is confident and egotistical to the point that it tends to interfere with his military duties, however, the unit is effective enough that for the most part the Squadron gives him lattitude. Kennedy is also somewhat chauvinistic and tends to overlook the accomplishments and abilities of female officers, preferring instead to flirt with them. The other members of the IJA-µ tend to disregard Kennedy’s command status, however he is generally too self-involved to notice.
Pendergrass is the most laid-back and easy-going member of the IJA-µ and the jokester of the group. While he is a gifted and accomplished pilot and soldier, he has something of an aversion to violence and prefers to settle matters peacefully if at all possible. He loves practical jokes and his favorite target is Sarge, mostly because he knows that Roosevelt lacks a sense of humor. Pendergrass is a vegetarian and spends most of his downtime playing videogames and eating junk food.
An extremely gifted scientist and inventor, Riley is both the most intelligent among the IJA-µ and the only female. Between these two details, she frequently finds herself left out of field missions and delegated to a support role, something she deeply resents. As such, she takes any opportunity she can to become involved in active combat with hostiles. She is very close with Sarah Prankha, whom, despite the fact that the latter frequently corrals her into dangerous situations on “nights out on the town,” she considers her best friend (mostly due to a lack of other options).
With the rank of Sergeant Major, the gruff and irritable Roosevelt (commonly called Sarge) is technically the lowest ranking officer (and the only non-commissioned one) in the IJA-µ, but in practice he essentially serves as their leader due to Kennedy’s general unreliability. Pendergrass and Riley respect his capabilities and experience despite their technically outranking him, while Kennedy doesn’t realize that the others look to Sarge instead of him for guidance. He also serves the rank of Sergeant-at-arms to Colonel Goose and she considers him a trusted advisor, generally addressing him in briefings on equal (or greater) terms that Kennedy, who is technically in charge of the TEDD-IJAµ.
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*in his best JFK/Mayor Kimby voice* “elect me in twenty sixteen and i shall give you a jackass free world”