Science Ninja Action Team: Cosmic Hellcats IX

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"Cabin Boy" Mathais Matthews

Mathais Matthews, along with his twin brother Matt, is a member of the cursed Matthews family. The Matthews family has a longstanding history of dying in unlikely accidents while partaking in adventures. After Matt’s father was killed on one of these adventures, his mother forbade her children from doing anything dangerous. However, like all members of the Matthews family, dreams of greatness eventually overcame him and he left home to seek his fortune, eventually joining the pirate vessel "The Vagabond" under Captain Arkady. which he initially believed was a whaling voyage. Mathais’s crewmates have very little respect for him and tend to refer to him by his job title, cabin boy, as they've never bothered to learn his name. He was killed on a kidnapping mission by a Swamp Zombie.

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: Maybe Another Panel
First Appearance: Round up the cannon fodder

Bambii Springs

Bambii is the current pilot of the FSS-CH7. Despite being a member of a SNAT that most Hellcats consider “cursed,” Bambii generally maintains a cheerful demeanor and optimistic attitude. She is prone to falling in love very easily with the men that she dates. Unfortunately these men seem to frequently meet untimely ends. As such, she has not quite yet found the soulmate that she has been searching for. Bambii recently lost her left arm in a Swamp Zombie attack. It was replaced by a bionic prosthesis designed by Sarah.

Comics: 85
Recent Appearance: Spit Balling!
First Appearance: Too old for this $#!†

Charlie Henderson

Charlemagne Henderson is the only daughter of Horace and Minerva Henderson, both members of the legendary CH-13. Charlie had a very versatile background, growing up surrounded not only by her parents military colleagues, but also her father's professional wrestling friends and her mother's beauty pageant competitors. At 18 she joined "the family business" and breezed through the academy with relative ease. Being naturally gifted as a combatant and having a legacy pedigree of sorts, she failed to apply herself greatly while at the Academy and upon graduation had no real specialty. As such she was stationed with the CH-7, where she essentially serves as Weapons Master. As the unit seldom sees any actual action, the post has very little purpose, which is a constant source of frustration for Charlie.

Comics: 37
Recent Appearance: Through the Looking Glass
First Appearance: We have a mission

Ensign Matt Matthews

Matt Matthews, along with his twin brother Mathias, is a member of the cursed Matthews family. The Matthews family has a longstanding history of dying in unlikely accidents while partaking in adventures. After Matt’s father was killed on one of these adventures, his mother forbade her children from doing anything dangerous. However, like all members of the Matthews family, dreams of greatness eventually overcame him and he joined the Transuniversal Intergalactic Tranquility Squadron as a Cosmic Hellcat serving as an analyst on the CH-7. Matt’s crewmates (including Bambii, with whom he had a brief sexual affair) find him generally forgettable and have trouble remembering his name, usually referring to him by his rank, Ensign, instead. This causes him no shortage of aggravation. He was killed soon after joining active duty on the CH-7 by a Swamp Zombie.

Comics: 14
Recent Appearance: Brother vs. Brother
First Appearance: Too old for this $#!†