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Cast

Amaya Solace

Captain of the FSS-CH9, Amaya Solace is the daughter of a high-ranking admiral from the Felinius Kingdom and the youngest person ever appointed captain of a Felinoid Smartship. Hard-nosed and tough as nails, she constantly struggles to prove herself and her team among the Squadron forces, many of whom assume she received her post through nepotism. Despite the general mistrust of her throughout the squadron, she has a reputation for being a fierce fighter, albeit with a history of insubordination and inability to follow orders. Prior to her commission as captain, she served with the CH-13. Extended Bio

Comics: 466
Recent Appearance: Almost Halloween
First Appearance: Closer?

Bambii Springs

Bambii is the current pilot of the FSS-CH7. Despite being a member of a SNAT that most Hellcats consider “cursed,” Bambii generally maintains a cheerful demeanor and optimistic attitude. She is prone to falling in love very easily with the men that she dates. Unfortunately these men seem to frequently meet untimely ends. As such, she has not quite yet found the soulmate that she has been searching for. Bambii recently lost her left arm in a Swamp Zombie attack. It was replaced by a bionic prosthesis designed by Sarah.

Comics: 85
Recent Appearance: Spit Balling!
First Appearance: Too old for this $#!†

Johnson

Johnson is an accountant, actuary and office statistician the SNAT and serves as the personal assistant to Col. Grendel. He is exceptionally gifted at number crunching and can generally calculate the statistically probably results of a given source of action with computer-like speed, a talent that makes him invaluable to Hellcats management. As a government contractor, he is technically a civilian and has no formal rank, however as Grendel’s personal assistant, he effectively wields a great deal of power at Starbase Gamma.

Comics: 40
Recent Appearance: Tax Time
First Appearance: Protocol 472.11a

Jonas Grendel II

Grendel is the son of the most decorated hero in the history of the Confederation. Long neglected and considered a disappointment by his legendary father, Grendel set out to prove himself by becoming a hero in his own right, first with the Meowing Commandos and later with the CH-13. Grendel is the consumate soldier, as serious and hard on his fellow Hellcats as his father was on him. He is currently a Colonel in the Transuniversal Intergalactic Tranquility Squadron and the right hand of Admiral Kitty. Unlike most felinoids, who have the species designation felinoid sapien catus, Grendel is felinoid panthera leo, making him somewhat larger and more imposing than most felinoids.

Comics: 53
Recent Appearance: From the McGuffin Comics Vault: 1940
First Appearance: The Hyperdimensional Theorem of Energy Expansion

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by Fluffy on September 12, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: Da Kitty Code
Characters: Amaya Solace, Bambii Springs, Johnson, Jonas Grendel II
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Discussion (3) ¬

  1. Max
    Max
    September 12, 2011, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Little known fact: Cosmic Hellcats was originally going to be about a crack team of field statisticians, but after a long and futile effort to turn that into a cool acronym, we decided to make them ninjas instead.

    • Mav
      Mav
      September 12, 2011, 12:12 am | # | Reply

      I still think we should do a spin off book. The Hard Hitting, Two-Fisted Adventures of CPA Johnson and his Meowing Actuaries!

      • bairdduvessa
        bairdduvessa
        September 12, 2011, 11:40 am | # | Reply

        one of my favorite TV shows ever was Andy Barker P.I. about a tax attorney who is mistaken for a private investigator. He used is knowledge of number and tax codes to solve crimes. It was a riot.

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