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Cast

"Flyboy" Horace Henderson

Back in his prime, Horace was both one of the most renowned pilots in the Confederation as well as competing in the Intergalactic Wrestling Federation, where he won the Heavyweight Championship an unprecedented five times; both of these facts being things he would never allow anyone else to forget. After the Third Intergalactic War, Horace married his fellow Meowing Commando, Minerva, and both went on to serve with the CH-13. Now retired, the two run a very successful chain of pizza and donut restaurants. They have one child, a daughter named Charlie, who now serves aboard the CH-7.

Comics: 33
Recent Appearance: From the McGuffin Comics Vault: 1939
First Appearance: Can we just shoot each other now?

Katt Tuesday

Katty Tuesday was an intelligent and pretty but naive girl when she enrolled in the Academy for Science Soldiers. There she met her roommates and best friends, Amaya Solace and Nikki Kitai as well as her boyfriend Marko Cain and another good friend Tybalt Prince. After a fight between Tybalt and Marko where Tybalt revealed his long time crush on Katt and Marko revealed that he was... a creep... Katt became disillusioned with the Cosmic Hellcats and dropped out of school. She developed a harder edged personality and moved to Epsilon City on Kaneon-3 where she began working as an exotic dancer until she met and fell in love with private detective and bounty hunter, Yellow Dawg. The two now work together as partners.

Comics: 92
Recent Appearance: The Plague
First Appearance: Welcome to Epsilon City

Lord High Inquisitor

Lord High Inquisitor is the proper title for the ruler of the Rigellian Empire, but the current Lord High Inquisitor has held the title for so long (far longer than the lifespans of your average Rigellian) that no one living remembers how he became installed in the post or even what his name or origins were before he achieved it, not even his nephew Frank. As the Inquisitor was recently sucked into a small spontaneously occurring black hole, Frank has assumed control of the Empire.

Comics: 31
Recent Appearance: Green Stardate
First Appearance: Rigellian Olympic Figure Skating

Professor alKhafiz

Comics: 84
Recent Appearance: Exodus
First Appearance: A Time Machine

Yellow Dawg

Yellow Dawg is a lifelong native of Epsilon City, the dirtiest, toughest, meanest, most corrupt place in the universe, and if you say any different, someone will stab you. Despite being raised amidst constant corruption, Dawg has an intense (yet cynical) system of ethics and code of honor and has become a bounty hunter and private investigator with a soft spot for hard luck cases. While he is not above working outside the law, he does attempt to not disregard it without good reason. He is in love with Katt Tuesday, a former Cosmic Hellcat and former stripper that he saved when she was attacked in a bar. He has since made Katt his partner and the two still work and live together in Epsilon City.

Comics: 77
Recent Appearance: The Plague
First Appearance: Welcome to Epsilon City

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Harm one hair on her head…

Jan09
by Fluffy on January 9, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: Da Kitty Code
Characters: "Flyboy" Horace Henderson, Katt Tuesday, Lord High Inquisitor, Professor alKhafiz, Yellow Dawg
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  1. bairdduvessa
    bairdduvessa
    January 9, 2012, 1:06 am | # | Reply

    why wouldn’t i be surprised if that was translatable?

  2. Laszlo
    Laszlo
    January 9, 2012, 11:39 am | # | Reply

    Actually, it doesn’t need to be translated. It is written in l337 (leet) speak. You just need to look at what the characters resemble to get the word. 🙂

    • bairdduvessa
      bairdduvessa
      January 9, 2012, 4:21 pm | # | Reply

      that makes it less fun, yes i know it says what it says, but with mav and max i wouldn’t be surprised if it said additional things as well.

      • Max
        Max
        January 9, 2012, 8:56 pm | # | Reply

        The term is from an obscure dialect of post-medieval Felinian, and there is no precise english translation due to feline linguistic subtleties that the human brain is ill-equipped to grasp, but traditionally it has been rendered as “son of a motherless goat”.

        • bairdduvessa
          bairdduvessa
          January 9, 2012, 9:34 pm | # | Reply

          ha, see?

        • Adamas
          Adamas
          January 10, 2012, 12:24 am | # | Reply

          Funny…I though it was “Goat of a motherless son”…Huh, live and learn

    • Max
      Max
      January 10, 2012, 12:39 am | # | Reply

      Is this your first comment? Welcome to Hellcats! We hope you’re enjoying the story. 🙂

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