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Cast

"Flyboy" Horace Henderson

Back in his prime, Horace was both one of the most renowned pilots in the Confederation as well as competing in the Intergalactic Wrestling Federation, where he won the Heavyweight Championship an unprecedented five times; both of these facts being things he would never allow anyone else to forget. After the Third Intergalactic War, Horace married his fellow Meowing Commando, Minerva, and both went on to serve with the CH-13. Now retired, the two run a very successful chain of pizza and donut restaurants. They have one child, a daughter named Charlie, who now serves aboard the CH-7.

Comics: 33
Recent Appearance: From the McGuffin Comics Vault: 1939
First Appearance: Can we just shoot each other now?

"Pops" Jonas Grendel

Easily the most decorated soldier of all time in the entire Squadron, Pops is the only man to have served in all three Intergalactic Wars. A member of the legendary military Grendel family, Jonas enlisted in the armed forces at the age of four to fight in the first Intergalactic War. During the Second Intergalactic War, he became known by the codename Captain Felinius, an identity that he continued to use throughout the Third Intergalactic War and for years after. As Captain Felinius, Pops was granted complete autonomy by the Squadron and essentially served as a one-man unit, however he was often assisted (sometimes reluctantly) by the CH-13. Unlike most felinoids who have the species designation felinoid sapien catus, Pops is felinoid panthera leo, making him somewhat larger and more imposing than most felinoids (at least until he became extremely old).

Comics: 10
Recent Appearance: From the McGuffin Comics Vault: 1940
First Appearance: Can we just shoot each other now?

Amaya Solace

Captain of the FSS-CH9, Amaya Solace is the daughter of a high-ranking admiral from the Felinius Kingdom and the youngest person ever appointed captain of a Felinoid Smartship. Hard-nosed and tough as nails, she constantly struggles to prove herself and her team among the Squadron forces, many of whom assume she received her post through nepotism. Despite the general mistrust of her throughout the squadron, she has a reputation for being a fierce fighter, albeit with a history of insubordination and inability to follow orders. Prior to her commission as captain, she served with the CH-13. Extended Bio

Comics: 466
Recent Appearance: Almost Halloween
First Appearance: Closer?

Andrew

When the entire team was imprisoned by a group of Rigellians on the desolate planet U’ta, Sarah reprogrammed a Rigellian battledroid and used it to help the team escape. Renaming him Andrew, they welcomed him aboard the crew. Like all battledroids, Andrew lacks voice capability. However, unlike the others, he has developed an extensive emotional and moral compass due to both his reprogramming and his time with the Hellcats. He is completely loyal and devoted to the team, even though he often feels neglected and overlooked by them. He has become particularly fond of Damsel and somewhat antagonistic to Fluffy.

Comics: 170
Recent Appearance: Subtle?
First Appearance: Come when you're paged

B'rd D'vessa

Comics: 62
Recent Appearance: La Resistánce
First Appearance: IZ GO TIEM, B*TCHEZ!

Chaste

Chaste’s exact origin is unknown. While she is clearly a Felinoid, she was discovered living alone in the wild jungles of Kaneon-9 by the crew of the FSS-CH13. She eventually was given a special appointment to the Cosmic Hellcats forces by Admiral Otto Solace and now serves as Armsmaster aboard the FSS-CH9. Perhaps the most feared combatant in the Squadron, Chaste has a no-nonsense “shoot first and let Ceiling Cat sort them out” attitude. While on the surface she is distant and mean-spirited towards her fellow shipmates, she is extremely protective of them and considers them her family – the only family she has ever known. Extended Bio

Comics: 516
Recent Appearance: Hellcat Cosplay 2018: Chaste
First Appearance: We're Going Giant Hunting

Damsel Reed

As pilot of the FSS-CH9, Damsel is one of the greatest pilots in the entire Squadron. Born to a wealthy family and living a life of relative luxury and privilege, Damsel found herself drawn to a greater calling. She ran away from home and enrolled in the Academy for Science Soldiers and eventually was made a Cosmic Hellcat. Despite her stong sense of duty and love of adventure, Damsel is still a socialite princess at heart. She is as much intrigued by the promise of adventure that being a Hellcat provides, as she is to the nobility and honor it brings. Extended Bio

Comics: 454
Recent Appearance: Getting Around
First Appearance: A Tiny Blip

Jonas Grendel II

Grendel is the son of the most decorated hero in the history of the Confederation. Long neglected and considered a disappointment by his legendary father, Grendel set out to prove himself by becoming a hero in his own right, first with the Meowing Commandos and later with the CH-13. Grendel is the consumate soldier, as serious and hard on his fellow Hellcats as his father was on him. He is currently a Colonel in the Transuniversal Intergalactic Tranquility Squadron and the right hand of Admiral Kitty. Unlike most felinoids, who have the species designation felinoid sapien catus, Grendel is felinoid panthera leo, making him somewhat larger and more imposing than most felinoids.

Comics: 53
Recent Appearance: From the McGuffin Comics Vault: 1940
First Appearance: The Hyperdimensional Theorem of Energy Expansion

Kitty Hawk

One of the the greatest heroes of the Rebellion, during the Third Intergalactic War, Sgt. Kitty Hawk was instrumental in the success of the Battle of B’ll’R'un-Prime, the turning point of the war. After the war, the Meowing Commandos became an officially sanctioned Science Ninja Action Team and Kitty was given the command. In her youth she was quite unorthodox in her methods, though very effective and as such, while she seldom admits it, feels an affinity for Amaya, today. Over the years, she rose through Squadron Ranks and is now an Admiral and the ranking commander of all SNAT forces.

Comics: 51
Recent Appearance: From the McGuffin Comics Vault: 1948
First Appearance: A rescue mission

Lord High Inquisitor

Lord High Inquisitor is the proper title for the ruler of the Rigellian Empire, but the current Lord High Inquisitor has held the title for so long (far longer than the lifespans of your average Rigellian) that no one living remembers how he became installed in the post or even what his name or origins were before he achieved it, not even his nephew Frank. As the Inquisitor was recently sucked into a small spontaneously occurring black hole, Frank has assumed control of the Empire.

Comics: 31
Recent Appearance: Green Stardate
First Appearance: Rigellian Olympic Figure Skating

Miaa Marleigh

Miaa is reknowned as one of the deadliest sharpshooters, not only within the Vulpine system but among the entire confederation with aim that rivals Chaste’s. Though she lacks Chaste’s other fighting skills, her command of Foxfire more than makes up for this and she has become one of the system’s most reknowned heroes. Because of this success, she is frequently given recruits to instruct, however, she tends to be short tempered and intolerant of incompetence, particularly among her fellow STARfoxes whom she feels should be an example to all soldiers of any kind in the Squadron. Her focus weapon is a crossbow.

Comics: 49
Recent Appearance: Saving the Day
First Appearance: Out of the way kittens, heroes coming through

Minerva Henderson

At age seventeen, Minerva won the prestigious beauty title of Miss Felinius and went on to win runner-up in the Miss Cosmos contest, losing the title to Miss Rigel. Believing the contest to be rigged by the then cosmos-controlling forces of the Rigel Empire, Minerva joined the Rebellion and fought as a member of the Meowing Commandos. Although she never managed to prove that the Miss Cosmos competition was fixed, she did help the Rebellion win the war and went on to serve with the CH-13 afterwards. Today, she is married to her fellow Commando, Horace and the two have retired from active military duty to run a chain of pizza and donut restaurants. The couple has one daughter, Charlie, who currently serves aboard the CH-7.

Comics: 33
Recent Appearance: From the McGuffin Comics Vault: 1941
First Appearance: Can we just shoot each other now?

Sahara St. James

Sahara is a respected elder statesman amongst the STARfoxes, having risen to the rank of Captain. While, the STARfoxes operate more autonomously than units like the Hellcats, Sahara is experienced enough that her colleagues often look to her for guidance and she is frequently given command when group missions are required and is frequently given recruits to instruct. Sahara is confident and commanding and takes her position seriously. Her focus weapon is a bo-staff.

Comics: 35
Recent Appearance: Plausible Annoyability
First Appearance: Out of the way kittens, heroes coming through

Shiima X'on

Shiima is a recent recruit amongst the STARfoxes and has been assigned to shadow Miaa until he has learned to be a hero in his own right. More brave than intelligent and more lucky than skilled, he can be found at the forefront of any battle, sometimes not knowing the specifics of what he is fighting for or the ramifications of the battle itself. Despite his gung-ho attitude, he is limited in battle by his inexperience, in particular the fact that he has to this point been able to master the basic foxfire skill of teleportation, often getting sick, particularly upon distant jumps through hyperspace. His focus weapon is a battle axe.

Comics: 30
Recent Appearance: Rated ∞
First Appearance: Out of the way kittens, heroes coming through

Trix Martin

Trix is the newest recruit to the Special Task and Rescue forces and assigned to shadow Sahara until she is ready to patrol on her own. While she is very inexperience at the use of her powers, she is extremely anxious to prove herself, not only amongst the STARfoxes, but also to friends and classmates of hers from before she was recruited. Unfortunately, she sometimes embarrasses herself through misuse of her abilities due to her inexperience. Trix grew up as a wallflower and enjoys the power and fame that comes with her position and her first successful use of her powers was to increase her own bustline. Her focus weapon is a sword.

Comics: 33
Recent Appearance: Rated ∞
First Appearance: Out of the way kittens, heroes coming through

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The Rescue Operation

Jan20
by Fluffy on January 20, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Doomsday
Characters: "Flyboy" Horace Henderson, "Pops" Jonas Grendel, Amaya Solace, Andrew, B'rd D'vessa, Chaste, Damsel Reed, Jonas Grendel II, Kitty Hawk, Lord High Inquisitor, Miaa Marleigh, Minerva Henderson, Sahara St. James, Shiima X'on, Trix Martin
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Discussion (2) ¬

  1. Xarkos
    Xarkos
    January 20, 2011, 12:58 am | # | Reply

    I read one of those sound effects as “rash!” at first and felt rather bad for poor Pops, until I looked closer and saw the hidden “C”.

  2. bairdduvessa
    bairdduvessa
    January 20, 2011, 9:07 pm | # | Reply

    come on my fellow rigellians, get on your horse! wait im the only one with one?
    heh.

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