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Bambii Springs

Bambii is the current pilot of the FSS-CH7. Despite being a member of a SNAT that most Hellcats consider “cursed,” Bambii generally maintains a cheerful demeanor and optimistic attitude. She is prone to falling in love very easily with the men that she dates. Unfortunately these men seem to frequently meet untimely ends. As such, she has not quite yet found the soulmate that she has been searching for. Bambii recently lost her left arm in a Swamp Zombie attack. It was replaced by a bionic prosthesis designed by Sarah.

Comics: 85
Recent Appearance: Spit Balling!
First Appearance: Too old for this $#!†

Charlie Henderson

Charlemagne Henderson is the only daughter of Horace and Minerva Henderson, both members of the legendary CH-13. Charlie had a very versatile background, growing up surrounded not only by her parents military colleagues, but also her father's professional wrestling friends and her mother's beauty pageant competitors. At 18 she joined "the family business" and breezed through the academy with relative ease. Being naturally gifted as a combatant and having a legacy pedigree of sorts, she failed to apply herself greatly while at the Academy and upon graduation had no real specialty. As such she was stationed with the CH-7, where she essentially serves as Weapons Master. As the unit seldom sees any actual action, the post has very little purpose, which is a constant source of frustration for Charlie.

Comics: 37
Recent Appearance: Through the Looking Glass
First Appearance: We have a mission

Hindenburg

Hindenburg is the Artificial Intelligence that controls the shipboard computer of the FSS-CH7. Like all felinoid smartships, the neural network that forms his AI is sentient and capable of independent thought, learning and emotion. This design is intended to make the smartship feel a kinship with the team by causing it to consider itself a member of the team. Unlike Fluffy, who basically rejects this programming, Hindenburg follows it to an extreme, being willing to sacrifice himself for the crew in even the most benign and trivial crisis. Because of this, the hull of the ship has been destroyed or in need of substantial repair more times than any other smartship in the fleet.

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: I
First Appearance: Too old for this $#!†

Mickey Mercury

Yearning for adventure, Mickey joined the pirate ship Vagabond as the sole felinoid member of the crew and became its helmsmen. However she eventually became at odds with the methods used by Captain Arkady and his general lack of respect or compassion for the crew (particularly, that he considered their lives disposible). Eventually she turned on him and was instrumental in helping Lucy mutiny and take control of the ship. After this adventure, she defected and joined the CH-7 and was given a field commission. Mickey appears to be at least partially felinoid panthera pardus (most felinoids being felinoid sapien catus).

Comics: 45
Recent Appearance: Superstitions...
First Appearance: The Freeship Vagabond

Nikki "Shipwrecks" Kitai

Nicolette Kitai served as a cadet amongst the legendary CH-13 along with Amaya and Chaste. While generally considered to be a less than effective soldier, she, along with the other cadets, was instrumental in the defeat of legendary space pirate Gorthon Z’Rxnrz. When Amaya was given her own command, the Squadron decided not to transfer Nikki along with Chaste and Amaya to the CH-9 because they considered her lesbian crush on Amaya to be a liability. Instead she was transferred to the CH-7, which she eventually became captain of, primarily through the mysterious deaths of her crewmates until she was the ranking officer. Because of her constant misfortune, other members of the Squadron often derisively refer to her as “Shipwrecks.”

Comics: 76
Recent Appearance: Superstitions...
First Appearance: Too old for this $#!†

The Tabby Cat

No one knows who or what the enigmatic Tabby Cat is. The general populace is unaware of The Tabby Cat's existence, and many who have heard of him or her believe that existence to be a myth. He or she appears to be a hacker and information broker with complete access to the intergalactic internet, providing cryptic information and instructions to members of the Transuniversal Intergalatic Tranquility Squadron and the Cosmic Hellcats units in particular through anonymous email and instant messaging contacts at crucial moments in history.

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: Minimize our involvement
First Appearance: Who the hell is this?

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We have a REAL mission

May12
by Fluffy on May 12, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: Da Kitty Code
Characters: Bambii Springs, Charlie Henderson, Hindenburg, Mickey Mercury, Nikki "Shipwrecks" Kitai, The Tabby Cat
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Discussion (2) ¬

  1. bairdduvessa
    bairdduvessa
    May 14, 2011, 1:52 am | # | Reply

    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh how’d she lose her arm?

  2. max
    max
    May 14, 2011, 2:22 am | # | Reply

    The correct answer is: read Ninjas vs. Pirates. The short answer is, a monster ate it.

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