Dear Sarah, I am a musician, and there are some girls I want to impress at the club where I play. Now, long ago Eddie Murphy taught me that girls go wild for guys who sing. I write lots of songs, but I never sing them because my voice is crap. So what [...]
I just LOVE the energy Riley put’s in her performance of the only song worth playing in Guitar hero III. That made me dig kinda deep down in my ancient collection of dusty LP’s and kickstart the vinyl lathe. Grinding down some Mountain(s). It sure brings back almost faded memories. Tell me Sarah, [...]
Hi Sarah, When I was a little girl (on planet Earth) and first heard about “test tube babies”, I thought “what an awesome development!” Later I was disappointed to learn that this did not mean that babies grew to term in the test tube, but still had to do that in a woman’s uterus [...]
Hi Sarah! Big fan here… and while I don’t think I have a ton of “issues” I do need some advice. My boyfriend lives far away from me. And while it’s not the kinds of light-years of travel you’re used to dealing with as far as distance, I only get to see him maybe one [...]
Dear Sarah, my roommate says that this girl in the elevator was coming on to me, but I never even noticed her. How do I know when a woman is interested in me? – Perplexed in Pittsburgh Dear Pip, You know, I’ve never really understood human behavior. I mean, if you’re interested in someone, [...]
Hello Faithful Readers! Today you will find the first installment of “Ask Sarah,” my weekly advice column. Below is a letter that a reader sent in (asksarah@cosmichellcats.com) and my response to his plight. I will be selecting a new letter to respond to every Thursday night/Friday morning (what? sometimes I don’t make it home) so [...]
So there’s a new feature here at Cosmic Hellcats that we’ve wanted to try for a while. I’d been talking with Sarah (the real one) about doing a column as her comic strip counterpart. We decided that it might be fun to do an advice column. Much like Ann Landers or Dear Abby. You write [...]
